When you fall off a Bike, you get on a Horse

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

rollinginthepeep:

i dont know what i expected when i googled “hideous nipple” but it wasn’t this.

ichewonpushpins:

runatic-lavings:

Look what happens when you ring up Land O Lakes butter on a grocery store cash register.

Also, Land O’Lakes Omega-3 Eggs ring up as “LOL OMG EGGS”, which is quite possibly the best thing ever.

infiniteocean:

My cat looks like a rotisserie chicken.